the human torch was denied a bank loan.

i love bars. i love bars that give me free drinks. ha ha ho. HA HA HA HO HO. HA HO. mmm. i look good. HAY EVERYONE! COME AND SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK! audrey. look at this. this is bush. this is bush league! if... if you were a man i'd punch you. i'd punch you right in the mouth. wha.. no... n.. no not her... n.. no... i don't even know her name... waht is it? la.. l.. .lanalyn? li... like sheeps wool? mmm. i love scotch. scotchy scotch scotch. here it goes. down into my belly. mmm mmm mmm. the arsonist has oddly shaped feet. i had a few too many. my turn to drive. i know a good sand guy. AUDREY!