dear (blank)

dear (blank),
i'm sorry i (blank)ed your (blank),
but theres a bunch of other people that i still gotta thank
i know,
today is going to fucking slow,
so take a number and i'll tell you everything that i know
its last call,
and here i am again in the hall,
i guess nobody gets my jokes at all,
its no prize,
being me and getting too wise,
they just make you turn around and go apologize.

-jwh