fuck you and the myspace you came from

i was gonna start a myspace today. but i didnt. i wont. fuck that noise. do you know why i wanted to start one? well let me tell you why. i wanted to start a myspace so i could go and comment on my friends' spaces. how fucking gay is that. jesus h kennedy. shortly after realising how pathetic of an idea that was, i called a friend and said hi and told them i missed them. fucking internet. its going to ruin our lives. you'll see. terrible. i'm not even going to waste my time being angry about it. it doesnt deserve my anger. oh well. can't stop the machine. i'll give in eventually. in the mean time. i'm gonna go listen to tribe called quest. and now a word from our sponsors.